February 2012
January 2012
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.
DARE YOU
I’m incredibly bored. as per the usual. Someone send me nice things, anon or not? I’d looove that. :)
And I’ll return the favor if you’d like.
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ugh, today.
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
- 1: Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
- 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
- 4: What do you think about most?
- 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
- 6: Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
- 7: What's your strangest talent?
- 8: Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
- 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
- 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
- 11: Do you have any strange phobias?
- 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
- 13: What's your religion?
- 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
- 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
- 17: What was the last lie you told?
- 18: Do you believe in karma?
- 19: What does your URL mean?
- 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
- 21: Who is your celebrity crush?
- 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- 23: How do you vent your anger?
- 24: Do you have a collection of anything?
- 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 26: Are you happy with the person you've become?
- 27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
- 28: What's your biggest "what if"?
- 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
- 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
- 32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?
- 33: Choose East Coast or West Coast?
- 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
- 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
- 36: Define Art.
- 37: Do you believe in luck?
- 38: What's the weather like right now?
- 39: What time is it?
- 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
- 41: What was the last book you read?
- 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
- 43: Do you have any nicknames?
- 44: What was the last movie you saw?
- 45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?
- 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
- 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
- 48: What's your sexual orientation?
- 49: Ever had a rumor spread about you?
- 50: Do you believe in magic?
- 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
- 52: What is your astrological sign?
- 53: Do you save money or spend it?
- 54: What's the last thing you purchased?
- 55: Love or lust?
- 56: In a relationship?
- 57: How many relationships have you had?
- 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- 59: Where were you yesterday?
- 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
- 61: Are you wearing socks right now?
- 62: What's your favorite animal?
- 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
- 64: Where is your best friend?
- 65: Spit or swallow?(;
- 66: What is your heritage?
- 67: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
- 68: What do you think is Satan's last name?
- 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
- 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
- 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
- 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
- 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
- 74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
- 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
- 77: How can I win your heart?
- 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
- 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
- 80: What size shoes do you where?
- 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
- 82: What is your favorite word?
- 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
- 84: What is a saying you say a lot?
- 85: What's the last song you listened to?
- 86: Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
- 87: What is your current desktop picture?
- 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
- 89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
- 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
- 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
- 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
- 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
- 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
- 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
- 98: Ever been on a plane?
- 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
- 100: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
