I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
perdu-me: Things not to say to me while I’m eating: That’s a lot of food That’s not enough food You’re going to eat all of that???!?? That looks gross That’s not healthy That looks healthy That’s disgusting Why are you eating that? I’m glad you’re eating more In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
sharonosbourne: thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out
jnaimepreciado: a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
skypestripper: hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
So I was playing pokemon Emerald and this happened
charlot-sweetie: croagunkscorner: vito303: No idea if anyone has made any noise about this. But they have been working on the dream world since Gen 3! Apparently not very successful either. =P Since gen 3 is debatable, since hints of Munna’s existence have been around since gen 1.
theinsufferablefan: broadway-aradia: what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
friendlypokemonreminders: Friendly reminder that in the Kanto games, you can see Articuno through a pair of binoculars on the road. The Pokédex says it’s said to appear to doomed people who are lost in icy mountains. And then those games’ protagonist next appears in Mount Silver (◕‿◕✿) because Red had done it all, and planned to end it all
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
leonmcgann: its weird how google became a synonym for search