Hi I'm Dan. I'm 20 and basically all I do with my time is play guitar, work, and talk to my girlfriend Lauren. We're that cute couple that makes you wanna throw up. Hi
Anonymous said: when u mom come home and make hte spagheti
cute, gender neutral things to call ur significant other !!!
♥ my nemesis
only lifelong enemy
perry the platypus
suave, semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury
I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.
when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like
said: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CUTE BUTT. COME HERE SO I CAN KISS YOU 19287643682 TIMES FOR UR BDAY AND BC I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU AND STUFF.
U MEAN LOVE
UR THE BEST
this is so specific i love it
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
steve and bucky being in a meeting with all the avengers at the stark tower and steve is getting progressively more pissed off with them and their shenanigans while bucky just sits at the bar ignoring everything
"bucky come on, help me!"
"no way, don’t drag me into this"
"just give me a hand!"